Etwas / Something Geben / Give Haften / Cling Ihm / Him Ihre / Your Kommen Sie / Come Mann / Man Stand Waffen / Arms Warm Zwei / Two
If I try and be something I am not, if I try and be cool, and I am not, I am a boring white man in a suit. Usually a pin-striped suit.
A tree grows. If you're staying the same, something is wrong. You're not alive.
When you whisper about something, it's too big, and you can't get it under control and take control of it.
Please take the time to leave something kind, or don't leave it at all. You know? That's an option, also.
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
I'm not an atheist. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.
I don't think you should give away your name and face to something you don't believe 100-percent in.
Never be too busy to listen to your instinctive feelings when something feels wrong.
What's cool about Twitter is that you can make a joke about something very of-the-moment or random that I wouldn't be able to joke about in stand-up.
