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I like to think that if I were gay I would be out. Rupert Everett-style.
You can't be funny unless you're tragic, and you can't be tragic unless you're funny.
If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.
There is very little magic in the world of the chronically ill.
I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.
That's where the future lies, in the youth of today.
Guys like scars! They're like war wounds.
I would like to have three or four kids.
I'd love to serve my country. I would love it.