Computer Mädchen / Girl
The computer is a moron.
I didn't have a computer until I was 19 - but I did have an abacus.
I like to compete.
I wasn't the trendiest girl at college.
I'm fairly competitive.
I've got a computer, but I won't go near it.
I'm a country girl at heart.
I'm not very computer savvy.
I will be conquered; I will not capitulate.