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I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong.
Some people just don't like you; you cannot satisfy everyone. But I've got a lot of supportive fans - people who do like me, do enjoy what I do.
There's no chivalry in culture any more. Sometimes you meet someone who everyone says is polite and you're like, 'Wow,' but then it's like, 'Hang on, isn't everyone supposed to be polite?'
I don't find the business easy. The moment you start talking about the business, you start sounding like someone in Spinal Tap.
Most of my show is true; like, 90% of everything I say on stage is true. I just have to find the way to make it funny - that's the difficult thing.
If you don't have a real stake in the new, then just surviving on the old - even if it is about efficiency - I don't think is a long-term game.
The sad thing about any business I suppose, but in mine you see it particularly, is that you're always asked to do what you've already done.
If there's something that you hear on TV about me, just call me and I'll tell you if it's true.
I have a strong sense that I have to educate people about disability.
