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There are so many misconceptions about me, and it gets frustrating no matter how thick skinned.
I was a young-un when I got my first million. Then I realized if I got one, I could get two. If I could get two, I could get ten. If I could get ten, I could get a hundred.
It's not the way you want to get a job, to see someone you admire and look up to and learned so much from get fired.
People look at me, and they go, 'You're white, you're smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.'
I loathe having to go out and get dressed up. I'd much rather stay home and watch CNN.
I'm not a caterer. I just have to stay with my creative convictions. At some point, you have to just get past the special-interest groups and do what you're there to do, which is make a movie.
Apply yourself. Get all the education you can, but then, by God, do something. Don't just stand there, make it happen.
If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute - I've got to have them.
When you're a standup comic, you get up and you try stuff, and you're always kind of seeing how far you can push things.
