Macaulay Culkin - If an alien race lands on the planet Earth tomorrow and asks me to prove I'm r...

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If an alien race lands on the planet Earth tomorrow and asks me to prove I'm really here, what do I do? What do I give them? What do I tell them? What do I show them? I can't sing or dance. I can't paint. I've never built anything, and I've never contributed anything significant to the human race.

Macaulay Culkin

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Wenn eine außerirdische Rasse morgen auf dem Planeten Erde landet und mich bittet zu beweisen, dass ich wirklich hier bin, was mache ich dann? Was gebe ich ihnen? Was erzähle ich ihnen? Was zeige ich ihnen? Ich kann nicht singen oder tanzen. Ich kann nicht malen Ich habe noch nie etwas gebaut und nie etwas Wesentliches für die Menschheit beigetragen.

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