Drei / Three Kam / Came Keller / Cellar Nieder / Down Protokoll / Minutes Treppe / Stairs Wandschrank / Closet Wasser / Water Zuerst / First Zwei / Two
About three months before a contest, I drink a lot of water. I start to drink a lot of water.
Of course I want to take the last shot, let's be quite frank: I've been doing for nine years already, and I've made a ton of them.
I try and write satire that's well-intentioned. But those intentions have to be hidden. It can't be completely clear, and that's what makes it comedy.
To write it, it took three months; to conceive it three minutes; to collect the data in it all my life.
Better three hours too soon than a minute too late.
The first clothing line I had was called Very Rue. Then we changed the name and moved to QVC, and the name became A Touch of Rue.
I've been in a car three or four times when it filled with water and it's not a comfortable feeling.
I still am not a size two - I don't think I could get there if I wanted to.
Charlestoning is hard. People were fit in the '20s to be able to do that. I guess they didn't sit in front of their computers all day.
