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Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen.
Would I like kids? If I knew I could be - and how could I put this delicately - faithful, then yes. I do like kids.
The illiterate of the future will not be the person who cannot read. It will be the person who does not know how to learn.
You knew LeBron James was going to be LeBron James when he was a sophomore.
If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world.
When you work with someone you don't quite know, you have to figure the director out, and you can come up with ideas that are counter-productive.
If you want to study writing, read Dickens. That's how to study writing, or Faulkner, or D.H. Lawrence, or John Keats. They can teach you everything you need to know about writing.
I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell?
As I grew up, I learned what worked for me. That's where the short dresses came from. And you can't dance in a long dress.
