Eine Nacht / One-Night Reform Stand
I'm like a rock singer with one-night stands on the road.
I can't stand too long of a record.
I'm a stand-up comedian-turned-actor-turned-vampire at night.
I do have the roller skates from 'Boogie Nights.'
I'd rather fight a buzzsaw than dance.
Reform is not a period of retreat.
We reform others unconsciously when we walk uprightly.
I started as a print reporter.
I don't want to be a reality retro star.
