Jimmy Kimmel Zitate

There's no debate about the greenhouse effect, just like there's no debate about gravity. If someone throws a piano off the roof, I don't care what Sarah Palin tells you, get out of the way because it's coming down on your head.

Jimmy Kimmel

Deutsche Übersetzung

Es gibt keine Debatte über den Treibhauseffekt, genauso wie es keine Debatte über die Schwerkraft gibt. Wenn jemand ein Klavier vom Dach wirft, ist es mir egal, was Sarah Palin Ihnen sagt, gehen Sie aus dem Weg, weil es auf Ihren Kopf fällt.

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