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It is much simpler to buy books than to read them and easier to read them than to absorb their contents.
No one got anywhere by being too scared to open their mouth in case nobody laughed.
I grew up on red meat and corn. But I don't eat like that anymore.
We're not earthly beings any more... we're cosmic beings.
I can take a lot of pride that I can launch cookbooks and there's an audience out there that supports that.
If I'm around a boy I have a crush on, I can't even talk most of the time.
The place where optimism most flourishes is the lunatic asylum.
The mustache represented the old John; I didn't want to be that guy anymore, so I shaved it off. It was ritualistic in a way.
I then moved to LA when I was 16... but before that I had done a play on Broadway.