Ich schreibe / I Write Lose / Loose Mögen / Like Prosa / Prose Schreiben / Write Weil / Because
I write romance because I love to read romance.
I write unreliable narrators because - paradoxically - they're the most honest, true-to-life kind there is.
I don't use a pen. I write with a goose quill dipped in venom.
I love life because what more is there?
The best songs I write in 20 minutes.
Why did I write? Because I found life unsatisfactory.
I like beans. Lentils are beans, right? I love beans and rice.
I write about sex, not love. What do I know about love?
I write for a lot of places, so I'm on a lot of promo lists.
