Engel / Angel
I'm no angel.
I love finding money in my clothes. It's like a gift to me...from me!
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.
When I have money, I have nothing to buy. When I don't have money, I want everything.
I'm so poor I can't even pay attention.
Money doesn't buy happiness....But I'd rather cry in a Ferrari than on my bike.
Taking your own candy to the movies. $6.00 for a bag of skittles my ass.
50% of the people who always talk about money is broke as hell.
Dear parents, I am fully aware that 'money doesn't grow on trees.' Sincerely, that is why I'm asking you for it.