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I once told Tommy Smothers, 'If I could just get the money and the women straightened out, the rest of my life would be easy.'
It would make life much easier if I could have total faith and not question everything all the time, but I can't do it and I won't do it.
Life is very short... but I would like to live four times and if I could, I would set out to do no other things than I am seeking now to do.
I think, if I had a dad, I would have went the normal college route. I'm so stoked my life panned out how it was.
I'll tell you what I would do in a shot if I could. I would sing in the barbershop quartet in The Music Man.
If I could spit out a litter of kids, I would.
Jenny McCarthy was the one I thought could turn me straight. I thought that if I could just get my shot with her, it could happen.
If I could be a third of the woman that my mom is and have a third of the strength that she has, then I will have done good by this life.
I had two things I could do: I could run over you, and I could put a good stiff arm on you. That was about it.
