Pat Paulsen Zitate auf Englisch

Zitat des Tages von Pat Paulsen:

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off.

I admit I do have some drawbacks and limitations as a candidate. Although I am a professional comedian, some of my critics maintain that this is not enough. I cannot deny that I stand before you untested and inexperienced - I only spent two years in television, never as a romantic lead or a song and dance man.

Pat Paulsen

If elected, I will win.

Pat Paulsen

So I got into growing grapes, not realizing that there was a heck of a lot more to it than meets the eye.

Pat Paulsen

I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.

Pat Paulsen

All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.

Pat Paulsen

A gun is a necessity. Who knows if you're walking down a street and you spot a moose?

Pat Paulsen

I once told Tommy Smothers, 'If I could just get the money and the women straightened out, the rest of my life would be easy.'

Pat Paulsen

Actually, my wine was served at the White House twice. Reagan must have been asleep when he ordered it.

Pat Paulsen

People come up to me in bars and on street corners and they say to me, 'Hey, Paulsen, have you got any change?'

Pat Paulsen

We must remember that as the centuries go by, time will pass.

Pat Paulsen

Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.

Pat Paulsen

Deep down, I happen to be very shallow.

Pat Paulsen

Presidents tend to tinker, you know, and mess everything up.

Pat Paulsen

The last few years of my life have been a little like a long ride in a Poop de Ville with the bottom down.

Pat Paulsen

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off.

Pat Paulsen

I don't need adult supervision.

Pat Paulsen

In America, any boy can grow up to become president. Or, if he never grows up, vice president.

Pat Paulsen

Only a cheap politician, greedy for political gain, would try to single out one individual for blame. The fault lies not with the individual but with the system, and that system is Richard Nixon.

Pat Paulsen

The Clinton Administration has turned out to be a boon. I knew that he would be wonderful, I just knew it from the beginning. From Arkansas? Shoot.

Pat Paulsen