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You either love or you hate. You live in the middle, you get nothing.
I don't like things held up before me that I cannot have.
For a lot of people, divorce is an incredibly healthy move to make in your life.
I love being married: you don't have to go out, you don't have to be on the prowl, and you don't have to be on the matchmaking sites.
There's a lot more to life than how fat or thin you are.
I like to eat really early, 4 or 5 o'clock. That helps out a lot, to digest before you sleep.
I suggest we learn to love ourselves before it's made illegal.
If you behave like a stupid moron, you're going to get called out by me.
It's not like every male comic you meet is funny. Like, a lot of them are not funny.
