Besitzer / Owners Bewaffnet / Armed Gesetzestreu / Law-Abiding Gewehr / Gun Konfrontiert / Faced Links / Left Wende / Turn
It never ceases to amaze me that I get to do this for a living.
It is no use to blame the looking glass if your face is awry.
As citizens of this democracy, you are the rulers and the ruled, the law-givers and the law-abiding, the beginning and the end.
There's nothing fake about flipping over and landing on your back.
If I talk to a girl, it's assumed that I'm having a scene with her. If I don't, then it's assumed that I'm gay.
In general we are least aware of what our minds do best.
Yes, I adore the fact that girls like me.
My first boyfriend was a surfer. We bonded over loving the sun, Depeche Mode, and The Cure.
You get one life. I'm going to embrace mine.