Allen Auto / Car Donald Donald Trump Gleich / Same Habe / Got Joe Neu / New New York Regulär / Regular Riss / Crack Sie / You Süchtiger / Addict Trumpf / Trump U-Bahn / Subway Woody Woody Allen York
If America vetted Muslim immigrants as toughly as the 'New York Times' vets Donald Trump, this would be a safe country.
Say what you will about Donald Trump, he cares. He cares about things I don't, and he has some awful ideas, and he is an amoral man in so many ways. But, in contrast to Obama, his emotions are no mystery.
The thing I have in common with Donald Trump is, about a dozen years ago, we got a 'Man of the Year' award in New York City, the Hotel Plaza, from the USO.
Donald Trump has added a whole different factor that we've never seen before, but the audience loves it.
Coming to terms with Donald Trump as the Republican nominee is like being told you have Stage 1 or Stage 2 cancer. You know you'll probably survive, but one way or the other, there's going to be a lot of throwing up.
I'm very social, and in a place like New York, even if you're alone on the subway, you never feel lonely.
What people don't realize about Donald Trump - and I don't even know if Donald Trump realizes it - is that every tweet he unleashes against you... creates such a crescendo of anger.
I have a bigger voice than Donald Trump, you know what I'm saying? Than literally anybody that works in politics.
When you're on the subway in New York, people literally could be 11-inches away from you, and you can't just stare at them.
