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When you get into a car, and there's trash, or it's dirty, or one of the hubcaps is off, you're like, 'Come on, dude.' Every woman likes the confidence and self-respect that says, 'I get oil changes. I look after my vehicle.' That's what I recommend: Act like you don't care, but take care of your body.

Slowly but surely, I went through different phases of fame, and each rises you further into isolation and alienation.

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I don't believe in alcohol. It's a sort of a medicinal necessity for the human condition, none of that stuff. I'm not a gambling man.

T. J. Miller

When you get into a car, and there's trash, or it's dirty, or one of the hubcaps is off, you're like, 'Come on, dude.' Every woman likes the confidence and self-respect that says, 'I get oil changes. I look after my vehicle.' That's what I recommend: Act like you don't care, but take care of your body.

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It is good to connect to someone who reminds you that you have some real authenticity.

T. J. Miller

I was the Head Boy of East High School in 1999. I represent 303 - the area code, not the band - Mile High, until I die. I'm 31, a comedian; I juggle, but I don't glove it. I think waxed mustaches run a very thin line between hipster and 1800s barkeep.

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There's sketch, improv, writing, acting, music, and badminton. Those are the seven forms of comedy.

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I wouldn't want to be Superman. Batman would be cool. But the one I've always wanted to play is the Joker. There is a maniacal and dangerous side to me.

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It doesn't matter to me if I'm in love with my performance, so I watch all of my performances to understand and learn from them and figure out what's working and what's not. And I see the movies that I'm in in the theater a lot.

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I think by now if people hire me, they know I'm going to improvise. I'm an improviser by trade.

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I am trying to do comedy on every single medium. I consider myself a public servant.

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A mother will come up to me and say, 'Will you meet my son? He loves you. He watched 'How to Train Your Dragon' a thousand times.'

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'Yogi Bear' changed my life in ways that I can't explain because it's not a full feature on me. 'Yogi Bear' - there's everything before 'Yogi Bear,' and there's everything after 'Yogi Bear.' Like a major car accident, or the birth of Christ.

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If you're a psychologist, you can instrumentally change peoples lives for the better. But you can only do that for about 300 people to maybe a thousand people - if you're really prolific and you're working really hard.

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Listen to my voice - I sound like I'm permanently congested.

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I find Denver's hipster scene to be fully unique.

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Hollywood is the only thing more ridiculous than Silicon Valley. There's nowhere else where it's stranger.

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Always farm fresh eggs, never store bought.

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Life is hard. Not great. Kind of tragic.

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If there is one thing that makes me unique, it's that I riff a lot.

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Mucinex were like, 'Would you like to be the Mucinex man? You sound like you're sick right now'. In each spot, they give me a little bit of room to do something strange. And in a world of fractured mediums, where there is no zeitgeist, and you get your comedy from your phone, it's all content.

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I don't know that I would host the Golden Globes or the Emmys because I don't think they have the appreciation for irreverence that the Critics Choice does.

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'Guardians of the Galaxy' is tongue-in-cheek and has a sense of humor about itself. But it's nothing like 'Deadpool.' 'Deadpool' is this super-bizarre thing. The best thing about it is that it's R-rated.

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I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates.

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Russell Brand is lovely, even though he's a weirdo.

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Everybody asks me what it was like to be in my underwear for my network television debut.

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Is it possible to have negative self-awareness?

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I've stated that it's possible the only reason I'm in show business is that I have such a strange, particular head of hair. That, and I can grow a red beard.

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I sound like a chain-smoking drag queen after a hard night of singing 'Tie a Yellow Ribbon'.

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We try and reflect that there's a lot of optimism, there's a lot of positive things that are happening in 'Silicon Valley'.

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I was in 'Goodwin Games,' which was canceled, and a few other things, so I kind of swore off television unless I was writing or producing it.

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To become the best comedian, I must be well-rounded.

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We're not a nation divided: we're a nation broken, and anything broken can be fixed.

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I don't really know how to act that much. I'm quite good at comedy, but it's mostly acting naturally.

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Fame is very isolating. It changes your reality.

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I would say that awards are for children. Because children need a tangible representation of their achievement. And as adults, you have to settle for the respect and admiration of your peers.

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I know that, as a comedian, I've made great strides because I've worked as hard as a person can work at being at least wildly amusing.

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