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When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had five dollars.

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

Paul Lynde

Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to.

Paul Lynde

I think basically an actor is a salesman.

Paul Lynde

The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt.

Paul Lynde

I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day.

Paul Lynde

When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had five dollars.

Paul Lynde

Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable.

Paul Lynde

I don't understand why people don't remember my name.

Paul Lynde

A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world.

Paul Lynde

I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live in a world that needs laughter, and I've decided if I can make people laugh, I'm making a more important contribution.

Paul Lynde

If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.

Paul Lynde

My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables, for that matter.

Paul Lynde

My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly.

Paul Lynde

The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because Sylvia was my mother's name.

Paul Lynde

I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe by adding spices, things of my own. I also look for time-saving recipes, dishes that can be prepared ahead and stored.

Paul Lynde

My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.

Paul Lynde

I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

Paul Lynde

A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.

Paul Lynde

Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.

Paul Lynde

An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off not knowing.

Paul Lynde

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.

Paul Lynde

I was obsessed with being rich and famous.

Paul Lynde

Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.

Paul Lynde

I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I always pour wine from that.

Paul Lynde

I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.

Paul Lynde

If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.

Paul Lynde

It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me back into going on stage.

Paul Lynde

My following is straight. I'm so glad.

Paul Lynde

Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!

Paul Lynde

The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst room for conversation. I'd get up from the table, a very long table, and somebody would always say, Paul, I never got to talk to you.

Paul Lynde

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.

Paul Lynde

I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.

Paul Lynde

My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that.

Paul Lynde

If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.

Paul Lynde

My table seats eight, so that's my maximum. Having a small number of guests is the only way to generate good conversation. Besides, your whole house doesn't get wrecked that way.

Paul Lynde

I'm Liberace without a piano.

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