There's a misconception that maybe I'm overly confident or a little vapid or that I am a stereotypical, bratty, spoiled girl who doesn't have much to bring to the table other than how people perceive her physically.
I'm just really confident sexually, and I think that sort of oozes out of my pores. It's just there. It's something I don't have to turn on.
Angelina Jolie was always a Method actress. She'd been nominated for Golden Globes before she ever did 'Tomb Raider.'
I have no friends and I never leave my house.
I've learned that being a celebrity is like being a sacrificial lamb. At some point, no matter how high the pedestal that they put you on, they're going to tear you down.
Armani is a fashion house that I think is iconic and beautiful.
I'm so suspicious of boys-slash-men. I just don't like them or trust them.
Self-loathing doesn't keep me from being happy. But that doesn't mean I don't struggle.
If you're billed as a comedian, people will accept anything you say as light-hearted and not with intent behind it.
Ninety-eight percent of the things that come out of my mouth are intended to be harmless or even charming. They're not ever intended to be offensive or controversial.
People who don't like me talk about it as though I'm trash because I have tattoos. I find that insane because it's 2008, not the 1950s. Tattoos aren't limited to sailors. It's a form of art I find beautiful. I love it.
I never call them 'guys;' I always call them 'boys.' Maybe it's a superiority complex - my needing to keep them down.
'Danger Girl' can be ridiculous, but sometimes it's funny.
Getting married was the best thing I've ever done.
When you think about it, we actors are kind of prostitutes. We get paid to feign attraction and love. Other people are paying to watch us kissing someone, touching someone, doing things people in a normal monogamous relationship would never do with anyone who's not their partner. It's really kind of gross.
I don't like feeling out of control. I have to feel like I'm in control of my body.
I've done one movie. And it's not a movie I want to stand on as far as acting ability goes. I mean, I'm not going to win an Oscar anytime soon. I'm not Meryl Streep.
Every time someone uses a bathroom and they flush, all the bacteria is shot into the air.
I don't read my own press, so I don't know what's being reported on a daily basis - I only hear about things when they reach a sort of Def-Con status, and my publicist calls me because we have to do some damage control.
I was grounded for all of my childhood. Not most - all.
When you're doing a film, you're on a set and you have retakes and you have time to get it right. And on 'SNL' it's just go, go, go. If you can't read the cue cards or miss your mark, you're just left to sort of screw up. So there's a lot more pressure doing a live TV show.
I am a stepmother to the fullest extent.
I think once you enter the dating world and you realise it's nothing like those Disney movies you watched when you were a little girl, you just become more guarded.
I'm pretty sure I'm a doppelganger for Alan Alda. I'm a trannie; I'm a man.
I don't want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson - who I have nothing against - but I don't want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every SAT word I've ever learned to prove, like, 'Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.'
I still like the run and gun action movies and how truly dangerous it can be to make these films.
Some girls love to go to the airport and have 50 paparazzi on them. I go to the airport and have a mental breakdown.
I've had rough first trimesters. But once you get into the second, it's fine after that.
I always want to be a part of ensembles. Besides it feeling safer, I think it's a more fun environment to work in. To have a bunch of people collaborating on something, it takes the pressure off of each individual.
Because everyone is someone's child, every woman seems like someone's mother.
I would really love to go on an archaeological dig.
My biggest regret is that I've assisted the media in making me into a cartoon character. I don't regret what has happened to me, but I regret the way I have dealt with it.
Sometimes I say things that I think are obviously sarcastic and people take them quite literally.
I booked 'Transformers' having no clue what I was doing. And then, all of a sudden, it was like: 'You've got to get your game together fast.' It sucks, but I'm trying.
My main weakness is nerves.
I'm not on Twitter.