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Golf and dating don't mix.

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I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish.

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Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married!

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I guess I still feel that I'm a comedian; if I had to pick one thing that I feel like I could do, it would be that. That doesn't mean that I like it, but I feel that's what I am.

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When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.

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I just wanted laughs - that's really what I was after.

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I'm not a person who embraces challenges. I run from challenges. I break world records running from challenges.

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I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me.

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I don't like to say anything good. I feel like I'll jinx myself.

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Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.

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Most of the time I'm thinking, I'm glad that scene was improvised.

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Perhaps I have a wider range than I'd given myself credit for.

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Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people assume it was some kind of waltz in the park back then.

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Most people think I'm immodest.

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I never thought for a second that anything I ever did was going to make someone cringe. That never occurred to me.

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I have quite a house. People come over and I go, 'I know, I'm sorry.'

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It's not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn't happen that often.

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And eventually as I kept writing it, something emerged that was not quite me but a version of me.

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I'm not interested in closure. Some people just have heart attacks and die, right? There's no closure.

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Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.

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Sure, being a reservist wasn't as glamorous, but I was the one who had to look at myself in the mirror.

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I was very fortunate to hook up with Jerry in the first place. The network was already committed to doing something with him, so I skipped a couple of hundred steps right there.

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There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would've been so much better if I had written it out.

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Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious.

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I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized.

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My background is degradation and sloth, mostly.

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I think Michael Moore is a hero.

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I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny.

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I've been in therapy. I know enough about myself now to know that I really don't need to know anymore.

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You know, I'm really not that bright.

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If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.

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Religion doesn't play any part in my life in terms of how I live my life. But I don't think I've ever gone through a day in my life without hearing someone say the word 'Jew' or saying it myself.

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I can't stand reading anything that I've said.

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I have no secrets.

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