Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent to have a lot, and to behave with anything other than courtesy in the old sense of the word - politeness of the heart, a gentleness of the spirit.
In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores. Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.
The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.
