Zitat des Tages von E. B. White:
I can only assume that your editorial writer tripped over the First Amendment and thought it was the office cat.
Writing is hard work and bad for the health.
I see nothing in space as promising as the view from a Ferris wheel.
I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one.
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time.
A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handy man with a sense of humus.
All we need is a meteorologist who has once been soaked to the skin without ill effect. No one can write knowingly of the weather who walks bent over on wet days.
The trouble with the profit system has always been that it was highly unprofitable to most people.
Old age is a special problem for me because I've never been able to shed the mental image I have of myself - a lad of about 19.
It is easier for a man to be loyal to his club than to his planet; the bylaws are shorter, and he is personally acquainted with the other members.
Commas in The New Yorker fall with the precision of knives in a circus act, outlining the victim.
The world organization debates disarmament in one room and, in the next room, moves the knights and pawns that make national arms imperative.
I would feel more optimistic about a bright future for man if he spent less time proving that he can outwit Nature and more time tasting her sweetness and respecting her seniority.
I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.
There is nothing more likely to start disagreement among people or countries than an agreement.
We should all do what, in the long run, gives us joy, even if it is only picking grapes or sorting the laundry.
The world is full of people who have never, since childhood, met an open doorway with an open mind.
The terror of the atom age is not the violence of the new power but the speed of man's adjustment to it, the speed of his acceptance.
Whatever else an American believes or disbelieves about himself, he is absolutely sure he has a sense of humor.
When I was a child people simply looked about them and were moderately happy; today they peer beyond the seven seas, bury themselves waist deep in tidings, and by and large what they see and hear makes them unutterably sad.
Writing is an act of faith, not a trick of grammar.
Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men.
The only sense that is common in the long run, is the sense of change and we all instinctively avoid it.
One of the most time-consuming things is to have an enemy.
The time not to become a father is eighteen years before a war.
Be obscure clearly.
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
English usage is sometimes more than mere taste, judgment and education - sometimes it's sheer luck, like getting across the street.
There's no limit to how complicated things can get, on account of one thing always leading to another.
Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts.