Fashionable people can opt out of the fashion stream, but a stylish person never becomes unstylish unless they hit their head on a rock and suffer brain damage.
I have trouble with seafood because it tastes like a dock.
The person who needs the other person the least in a relationship is the stronger member.
With Google I'm starting to burn out on knowing the answer to everything. People in the year 2020 are going to be nostalgic for the sensation of feeling clueless.
It's weird when people start sentences with 'frankly' - as if their other sentences don't count.
Any passion to collect has some meaning behind it.
Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people.
Your body isn't just a body. It's an ecosystem.
New York is a theme park for people with IQs over 108.
Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.
Once you establish a look, and once everybody recognizes that look as your look, you never have to think about fashion again.
The thing about living in the 21st century is you can get to fortysomething and not have anyone major in your life die.
Technology favors horrible people.
Vancouver is the square root of negative one. Technically it shouldn't exist, but it does. I can't imagine living anywhere else.
It's difficult to speak with beautiful people. No matter how hard you try to pretend otherwise, you still want them to like you.
Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.
You wait for fate to bring about the changes in life which you should be bringing about by yourself.
When I look at my daily schedule, I feel like a trout flopping about on a dock, drowning in the air. Some people are ruthless with their schedules. Not me. I wing it.
Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.
I think Americans are weirdly puritanistic about psychopharmaceuticals. There are millions of people out there who would otherwise be dead or rocking by themselves in a corner who now lead full and normal lives because of amazing and wonderful scientific advances.
In the future, torture will once again become the recreational sport of the rich.
Failure is authentic, and because it's authentic, it's real and genuine, and because of that, it's a pure state of being.
We live in an era with no historical precedents. History is no longer useful as a tool in helping us understand current changes.
Star Trek characters never go shopping.
Good-looking people with strong, fluoridated teeth get things handed to them on platters.
By your thirties, you should be doing whatever it is you're supposed to be doing with your life and just get on with it - which is what I suppose happened with me as much as to anyone else.
I don't like telephones: I don't like when they ring. Just because it rings, you have to pick it up. I don't even like opening mail; I'm weird.
Sometimes the best lighting of all is a power failure.
Gap clothing allows you to look like you're from nowhere and anywhere.
People will always choose more money over more sex.
The modern economy isn't about the redistribution of wealth, it's about the redistribution of time.
When we constantly ask for miracles, we're unraveling the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would not be a world, it would be a cartoon.
The future and eternity are two entirely different things.
Human beings are the only animal that thinks they change who they are simply by moving to a different place. Birds migrate, but it's not quite the same thing.
Feeling unique is no indication of uniqueness.
The time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself.