I don't think parents can protect their kids in this media-nut culture.
I worked nightclubs all through my 20s, and I was a teetotaler.
Television's going, as far as I'm concerned, downhill, and I'm an anachronism.
A lot of violence, a lot of gore in it, and I just didn't want to do that kind of thing.
I never made a good movie.
So at 16 I got a job at the local radio station. And I was working after school and weekends. I did the news; I did everything. I did - played records.
No, no, it was the relationships. That was that group. People believed that Rob and Laura were really married in real life. You know, a lot of people believed that.
I turned down some movies that were quite good. mainly on the basis of taste.
Working with my son was like falling off a log. I had so much fun doing it.
My kids are so much better parent than I was.
Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we'll likely not see another like him.
But once we got on the air, everybody except Morey Amsterdam pretty much stuck to the script.
So as my kids will tell you, they had a pretty normal life.
I have four children and I have seven grandkids.
I'm an old, white-haired guy. If I'm not recognized, I'm treated pretty much like every other elderly. But if people recognize me, it's a whole different thing.
I was the class clown, you know, that kind of thing, and I gathered around me a group of guys who also were silly. I was in all the plays and everything. But I don't know, at that time show businesses looked like the moon, you know, it was so far away. I wanted to be a radio announcer.
When I was a kid, I loved all the silent comedians - Buster Keaton, Laurel and Hardy, Chaplin. And I used to imitate them. I'd go to see a Buster Keaton movie and come home and try things out I'd seen. I learned to do pratfalls when I was very young.
So I think we're kind of an alternate choice for people who have had it with sex and violence.
Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and really get him mad.
There's a lot of very funny people I'd love to work with that I've never met, of course. I love Steve Martin and Jim Carrey.
I wrote a little autobiography about how luck has to do with everything. It's called 'My Lucky Life In and Out of Show Business.' A publisher came to me and said, 'Write a book,' so I did. I wanted to call it 'Everybody Else Has Got a Book.'
Today, if you're not an alcoholic, you're nobody.
I wanted to be a radio announcer.
But I wish they would make a musical of some kind. I miss musicals so much. You don't see them anymore.
I love to harmonize.
I don't think we've got much of a chance to tell you the truth. But our main problem is our audience skews a little older than most shows, and I don't think our people can stay up that late. I certainly can't.
I was a 'Laurel and Hardy' nut. I got to know Laurel at the end of his life, and it was a great thrill for me. He left me his bow tie and derby and told me that if they ever made a movie about him, he'd want me to play him.
All that nipping and tucking doesn't make you look younger - only stranger.
I played a killer twice. Once on 'Matlock,' on Andy Griffith's show, I got to play the killer.
I was the worst game show host that ever lived, and I knew it.
I'm not a loner. I have to have a life partner.
I'm kind of proud of being a love child.
Emotionally, I'm about 13.
Everyone should dance. And everyone should sing. People say, 'Well, I can't sing.' Everybody can sing. That you do it badly is no reason not to sing.
My wife didn't like Hollywood or its stars, but she made an exception when, in 1972, we were invited to dinner - cooked by Frank Sinatra.
Once you get the kids raised and the mortgage paid off and accomplish what you wanted to do in life, there's a great feeling of: 'Hey, I'm free as a bird.'