Zitat des Tages von Bob Newhart:
I'm most proud of the longevity of my marriage, my kids, and my grandchildren. If you don't have that, you really don't have very much.
I don't know how many sacred cows there are today. I think there's a little confusion between humor and gross passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable.
I've had time off, and it drove me nuts. I was crawling up the wall.
I'm very open to the up-and-comers.
All I can say about life is, 'Oh God, enjoy it!'
No matter what hyenas sound like, they are not actually laughing.
I don't want to sound like the old guy, but cynicism is a potential danger. It colors our way of looking at the world.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.
Dick Martin, if you put a gun to his forehead, he couldn't tell you a joke.
When I started out in 1960, I thought it might possibly last a couple of years. I never expected it to last 42. I take great satisfaction in that longevity.
I made a record album in 1960 and it exploded, and I got all these offers for TV.
The first time I got up in front of an audience was terror, abject terror, which continued for another four or five years. There still is, a little bit.
People are meant to be certain places, and I think I'm meant to be on a sound stage doing situation comedy.
Sometimes you forget you're famous. You wonder, 'Why is that person staring at me?'
I've been a very lucky actor.
Richard Pryor introduced me to the world of the inner city, and the urban world, and did it hysterically. My favorite comedian, even though we work 180 degrees differently, but funny is funny is funny.
I was never a Certified Public Accountant... I just had a degree in accounting. The reason I was never a Certified Public Accountant was because it would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do.
Jack Benny was, without a doubt, the bravest comedian I have ever seen work. He wasn't afraid of silence. He would take as long as it took to tell the story.
It was a decision to work clean. I just prefer to work that way. I have no problem with comedians who don't work that way. There was a temptation in the early '70s to reconsider. I decided against it.
I don't have a stack of scripts.
There are some actresses that can't do comedy; it's too heavy-handed.
The only thing I have never done is a Broadway play. I'm not sure I have the discipline necessary to do a Broadway play. I know it holds a fascination for certain actors.
I think there's a little confusion between humor and 'gross' passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable, because they aren't the same thing.
Chuck Lorre and I had been talking about doing one of his shows for a while. I said I'd like to do 'The Big Bang Theory,' because I think it's the best written, most intelligent show on television.
I have an aversion to laugh tracks - the moment I hear a laugh track, I go to another channel.
Probably the best advice I ever got in my life was from the head of the accounting department, Mr. Hutchinson, I believe at the Glidden Company in Chicago, and he told me, 'You really aren't cut out for accounting.'
For a comedian, there is nothing better than watching another great comedian.
Well, my career choice made a difference because I never would have met my wife, Jenny. I met her through comedian Buddy Hackett. He set us up on a blind date and then we got married.
This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now.
I think that what comes through in Chicago humor is the affection. Even though you're poking fun at someone or something, there's still an affection for it.
I didn't know I was cool, but I was very flattered that some of the younger comedy writers came up to talk to me at the Emmys. I found that gratifying.
You do a clean show and it's over and the audience have enjoyed themselves and you've enjoyed yourself, and you haven't had to resort to shock.
I've been told to speed up my delivery when I perform. But if I lose the stammer, I'm just another slightly amusing accountant.
Without great writing, you've got a bunch of actors bumping into each other.
You shouldn't get too close to the truth, because then maybe you stop being funny.
I think one reason for a successful marriage is laughter. I think laughter gets you through the rough moments in a marriage.