Zitat des Tages von Rodney Dangerfield:
My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
Rodney DangerfieldThe way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
Rodney DangerfieldI drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
Rodney DangerfieldI worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
Rodney DangerfieldI found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
Rodney DangerfieldI told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
Rodney DangerfieldOne year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control.
Rodney DangerfieldI have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
Rodney DangerfieldI went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
Rodney DangerfieldWhen I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
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