Zitat des Tages über Schnarchen / Snoring:
My specialties are corpses, unconscious people and people snoring in spectacular epics.
My wife says I'm making a noise like a stranded whale. I think I have a major snoring problem.
I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.
They say it's not the snoring itself but those anxiety-packed moments in between snorts. It's the waiting for the nasal passages of the person lying beside you to strike again. And strike it always does. In the dark, almost against your will, you produce that special glare reserved for people who cannot control their own behaviour.