Zitat des Tages über Ein Baby haben / Having A Baby:
We got off the Clash of the Titans tour and I said that my wife and I were working on having a baby and sure enough we found out that she was pregnant. So I told them nine months in advance that I wasn't going to tour in September so I could witness the birth of my first son.
Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.
Completing a book, it's a little like having a baby.
I have written 20 books, and each one is like having a baby. Writing is not easy; some people want to write books but just can't put a story together. I can put together a story that interests both me and my readers.
At the age of 16 I was already dreaming of having a baby because I felt myself to be an adult, but my mum forbid it. Right now, I feel like a teenager and I want to have fun for one or two more years before starting a family.
For many women, going back to work a few months after having a baby is overwhelming and unmanageable. As strange as it may seem, things get even more difficult for a working mom after the second and third baby arrive. By that time, the romance of being a modern 'superwoman' wears off and reality sets in.
For me, there's a big difference between having a baby in your 20s and having a baby in your 40s.
Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.
To finally get that call from the doctor that you're pregnant and you're having a baby.... It was just another world.
I do not believe having a baby is punishment.
I always imagined that having a baby is something that I'm going to keep in a private place, but maybe my curse is that all I'm going to want to do is tell everybody about what my birth process was like and what my children's nightmares are.
Someone told me that having a baby is like having your heart walking around outside of your body, and I didn't understand it until I had a baby. Now, like, everything he does literally crushes my heart. In a great way. And then if he's in pain, it's like my whole endeavor is to make sure he's not in pain.
I now need to take a very aggressive approach to having a baby.
Stand-up comedy is a sickness. Who wouldn't want a room full of people laughing and screaming at you just because of who you are? Nothing is as good, except maybe having a baby.
Having a baby had always seemed the easiest and most natural thing to do, and I had never felt - even in my most furtive days of coming out - that being gay would mean I could not become a mother.
It's a reality that in this business there's an expectation of being thin. But having a baby is a reality too, and it's more important for me to make milk than to fit into those tiny pants. So that's just going to have to wait.
My husband and I were excited about having a kid - it was having a baby that had us worried. We had a lot to learn, so like good liberal arts graduates, we signed up for a class.
Having a baby is a life-changer. It gives you a whole other perspective on why you wake up every day.
Having a baby is one of the most wonderful things in your life, as well as the hardest thing in your life.
Having a baby takes so much from you. It's the most glorious thing you'll ever do, but the aftermath is not so glorious!
The difference between writing a book and being on television is the difference between conceiving a child and having a baby made in a test tube.
I gave birth to my first son in April 1986. I thought it would be a good goal to get back in shape after having a baby if I ran the New York City Marathon. I ran in it November 1986. I had just shot the 'Sports Illustrated' swimsuit issue, so I was in great shape.
Having a baby dragged me, kicking and screaming, from the world of self-absorption.
I like showing moms what it's really like having a baby, and how it's not Hollywood life.
I'm proof that, even after having a baby, you can look better and sexier than ever!
I don't want to scar people with my baby flab. I have this extra skin that's hanging. I'm in shape, but my skin, from having a baby, is not cute, hanging off of my baby.
Women always ask me how to get back in shape after having a baby. I always say, 'Know when's the right time for your workout and commit to doing it.'
After having a baby, there will inevitably be something on your body - a mark, a scar or some loose skin - that wasn't there before.
When you see a merger between two giants in a declining industry, it can look like the financial version of a couple having a baby to save a marriage.
I quite liked having a baby - I think I won't put it more strongly than that. But I had no intention of allowing motherhood to disrupt my work as an archeologist.
I only became a celebrity because I had a kid. Before I was pregnant nobody cared. I joke to my agent that having a baby made my career.