Am Ich bin / I Am Zu kämpfen / Struggling
When it comes to luggage, I am an underpacker.
I am the skeptic of skeptics.
I am a recovering alcoholic.
I am a pupil of Pissarro.
I am not that smart.
I am in the prime of my senility.
I am the state.
I am a horsewoman. I am a princess. I am Zsa Zsa.
I may be plucky, but I am not stupid.