Am Herr / Mr Ich bin / I Am Stiefel / Boot
I am a Love Boat.
I am not much of a cook.
I am a beast!
I am not a crook.
I am proud of what I've done.
I am a poor hater.
I am a metrosexual and into male grooming - I moisturise, I exfoliate.
I am big into aromatherapy.
I am a God.