Theodore Roosevelt - The human body has two ends on it: one to create with and one to sit on. Someti...

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The human body has two ends on it: one to create with and one to sit on. Sometimes people get their ends reversed. When this happens they need a kick in the seat of the pants.

Theodore Roosevelt

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Der menschliche Körper hat zwei Enden: einen zum Erstellen und einen zum Sitzen. Manchmal bekommen die Leute ihre Enden umgekehrt. Wenn dies passiert, brauchen sie einen Tritt in den Sitz der Hose.

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