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To see fans cheering your name, that's shocking. I'm like, 'Wait, how do you know who I am?'
I don't know about you, but I can tell when someone's lying. They can't look you in the eye - they look you in the bridge of your nose.
You can run, run, run away from a lot of things in life, but you can't run away from yourself. And the key to happiness is to understand and accept who you are.
Do you know why language manifests itself the way it does in my work? It's because I understand short attention spans.
It's important for me to understand more about my swing and my game, no matter who I end up working with.
I want you to be concerned about your next door neighbor. Do you know your next door neighbor?
Do you know why Albert Camus was so prolific? He wrote to keep from screaming.
I am a survivor and not a victim. Life isn't perfect. When you get a knock, you have to get up, dust yourself down and get on with it.
Prison widens your circle of friends. In my stand-up, I can now talk about things that no one else has the right to touch.
