Gewehr / Gun Gitarre / Guitar Harry Kerl / Guy Laut / Loud Pferdeschwanz / Ponytail Schmutzig / Dirty
My father is sort of the jokester. My dad is still the funniest guy in our family.
Glory is a heavy burden, a murdering poison, and to bear it is an art. And to have that art is rare.
I can play the air guitar really, really well.
I'm not going to be the guy who sold the last CD.
It was harder to get my driver's license than to get pregnant and give birth.
I don't mind dying if I have to, but I'm damned if I want to pay for the guarantee. I'm sorry.
I grew up on Don Knotts and Jerry Lewis and all the guys from Second City.
Just when did I get to the point when staying at a hotel wasn't fun?
Since I was 15 years old, all I wanted was to find the guy I was going to marry.
