Chance Fragte / Asked Gespielt / Played Könnte / Could Leute / People Noch nie / Never Scherz / Kidding Sie / You Wenn ich könnte / If I Could
Never trust people; always trust paper. I'd marry a piece of paper if I could.
People always say, 'Who is your audience?' and I could never put a finger on it - and I wouldn't want to put a finger on it.
If I could always read, I should never feel the want of company.
I realized that people make cartoons for a living. It had never dawned on me that you could do this as a career.
I have no regrets in life, and you know what? If I could, I'd go back and do it all again.
I've never wanted to name an album from a song title if I could avoid it because I like it to be a body of work.
They could never beat me in Springfield. I loved that old ballpark. If I could have pitched there all my career, I'd be a 300-game winner.
I am called a gold digger all the time. I don't care. There is nothing you can do about what other people say.
It's a life of five-card draw, and you know what? When God asked me - I'm fine with the card I got. I'm gonna play this.
