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I am often stunned and charmed by the simple brilliance of what children say. But you have to be willing to listen.
I fire very little because I try to be very careful when I select people. If you know how to select, you don't fire often.
The thing with children is they're a bit like baking a fruitcake: you throw all the ingredients in but you never know how they're going to turn out.
I really love pets. They're like children. They know if you really love them or not. You can't fool them.
My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.
When you're on stage you have a very strange knowledge of what the audience is. It isn't exactly a sound - it's a hum, like the streets.
My mother's the youngest of 10 children too, so we have sort of a special bond in that we know what that feels like. It's a strange spot to be in.
We all want our children to be terrific, but you can't force a child into being what you want it to be.
If you're too free, you're like the way Hong Kong is now. It's very chaotic.
