Allein / Alone Bad / Bath Bett / Bed Erhalten / Get Gehen / Go Haus / House Kommen Sie / Come Massage Mir / Me Mögen / Like Nacht / Night Nehmen / Take Perfekt / Perfect Therapeut / Therapist
I'd just like to prove to myself that I'm all here and all together and can get the best out of myself. I'd also like to prove that to a couple of other people.
I like to get more than my normal 10 hours of sleep nights before a game.
I'm a cat whisperer. When I go to people's houses, their cats always like me better than the owners.
There's a very big part of me that just wants to take all of comics history and toss it on the bonfire. I'd sort of like to get on to the future.
I like to get on with people. I don't go around being nasty, but if someone crosses me, I can be horrible back.
Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date.
My worst moments as a parent have been much like my greatest moments as a parent: the product of complete and perfect accident.
If a tornado twists at 175 miles an hour and stays on the ground like a massive lawnmower for 50 miles, God gave the command.
If a girl comes to me first for a prom or a bar mitzvah and she likes the way she looks and her boyfriend likes the way she looks, she'll come back.
