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Something about being surrounded by water has a really calming effect on me.
I don't think about fashion or trends - I've never really been that kind of person.
Home is where your family is. Wherever you are, it's about the people you're surrounded by, not necessarily where you lay your head.
When they put me on ESPN and they talk about negative things, or when they put me on TMZ and they talk about negative things, I'm just glad that I'm relevant; to have lasted this long being relevant.
My greatest regret as a writer is that I've never been able to include as many jokes as I'd like.
Becoming a mom made me more contentious about expressing my true taste.
Somehow it's O.K. for people to chuckle about not being good at math. Yet if I said, 'I never learned to read,' they'd say I was an illiterate dolt.
I don't think there's much a person could say about me. My gangster's never been on trial.
My paranoia never ends, but I haven't been paranoid about being spied on my shadowy forces for some time now.
