Designs Etwas / Anything Je / Ever
I don't own anything designer.
I have never felt bereft of anything.
I never hide anything.
Never label anything 'Miscellaneous.'
Anything that can be done chemically can be done by other means.
I never do anything by chance.
I don't bring anything expensive to the dorms.
No one's ever called me anything but 'Arne.'
I'm not a flowerchild or anything like that... whatever it was.