Aus / Out Gerade / Just Gestartet / Started Kam / Came Kennt / Know Reden / Talking Sagen / Say Schrecklich / Terrifying Tat / Did
When I walk out on that stage, I just want America to know, that this is what I'm supposed to do. This is my dream.
I sort of write onstage. I'll throw an idea out there, like Home Depot, and just start talking about it.
The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.
To my knowledge, I was the first guy really to do what I do. And then later on different comedians started trying doing it.
I started out in theatre, and there's no better feeling than the adrenaline of being on stage.
I never started out trying to be an actor. That was not my passion, this was not my thing.
When I'm writing, I'm just in it and trying to figure out what seems best.
I really started trying to get my act together in August of 2002.
My wife is very stealth-funny. She'll come out with something when I'm not expecting it, and it'll just kill me.