Paul Zerrissen / Ripped
I read in the paper that I'd slashed my wrists. But I didn't.
People don't read bylines.
I'm really pale.
Hippies are so phoney and fake.
My goal is to live to be 100.
Life is full of contrasts.
I was tired of playing the goodie-two-shoes.
I'm a wicked ping-pong player.
I didn't have a record player.
