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The thing with children is they're a bit like baking a fruitcake: you throw all the ingredients in but you never know how they're going to turn out.
It's a great thing about being pregnant - you don't need excuses to pee or to eat.
It's like you have a child and you think, 'Everything that I've done up until this point is insignificant in comparison to being a father.' It's a beautiful, beautiful thing.
Being pregnant was a lot like being a child again. There was always someone telling you what to do.
I'm big into Eastern concepts. The horror of life, the love of children, the whole phantasmagoria - it's all meaningless. Be still, and see what happens. All of life unfolds perfectly. You have to get beyond consciousness.
I think children are like pancakes. You sort of ruin the first one, and you get better at it the second time around.
I love being pregnant. You can do whatever you want.
A lot of women say they love being pregnant, but I wasn't such a big fan.
If I had never ventured beyond being a stand-up comic, then I would be sitting in my house today working on my Leonardo DiCaprio impression.
