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Practical prayer is harder on the soles of your shoes than on the knees of your trousers.
The last thing I want to do is use my comedy as a partisan tool or as a method for preaching.
There are worse crimes than burning books. One of them is not reading them.
I have declared that patience is never more than patient. I too have declared, that I who am not patient am patient.
When a person is down in the world, an ounce of help is better than a pound of preaching.
Multitasking? I can't even do two things at once. I can't even do one thing at once.
If you play more than two chords, you're showing off.
Peace is much more precious than a piece of land... let there be no more wars.
I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.
