Baby Fernseher / TV Sitter
TV is the best babysitter.
They are taking steps, but they are baby steps.
I don't use Twitter for bad.
I'm an October baby, yes.
I have three sisters, that's it for the family.
I'd be a bad father. I'm too self-involved.
To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war.
I'm not a standup, but I play one on TV.
I will always have a stutter.