Joey Bishop - Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets lock...

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Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.

Joey Bishop

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Heute können Sie zu einer Tankstelle gehen, wo die Registrierkasse geöffnet und die Toiletten gesperrt sind. Sie müssen denken, dass Toilettenpapier mehr wert ist als Geld.

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