Jeff Dunham - We just got a tour bus. I didn't know tour buses could be this nice. It's just...

Jeff Dunham Zitate

We just got a tour bus. I didn't know tour buses could be this nice. It's just me, Brian Haner the guitar guy, the tour manager and a writer. We laugh ourselves silly. Apparently we're going to have a road dog, a miniature pincher. It's the smallest they've ever seen. How masculine am I going to look, working with dolls and a miniature dog?

Jeff Dunham

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Wir haben gerade einen Reisebus bekommen. Ich wusste nicht, dass Reisebusse so schön sein könnten. Ich bin nur Brian Haner, der Gitarrenkerl, der Tourmanager und ein Schriftsteller. Wir lachen uns dumm. Anscheinend haben wir einen Road Dog, einen Miniatur-Kneifer. Es ist das kleinste, was sie je gesehen haben. Wie männlich werde ich aussehen, wenn ich mit Puppen und einem Miniaturhund arbeite?

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