Ich kann / I Can Sehr / Very Verrückt / Crazy Zeug / Stuff
I can create for others.
I'm not starry eyed, and I'm not money crazy.
One is very crazy when in love.
I do a lot of serious stuff, but I'm not a very serious guy.
I'm not really wise. But I can be cranky.
I can fry hollandaise, I can fry ketchup, I can fry mustard.
I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours.
I can never turn my creativity off.
I've read a lot of Terry Pratchett's stuff, probably from when I was, like, 14.