Kerl / Guy Rasieren / Shave
What to the Slave is the 4th of July.
To this day, I'm a slave to CNBC.
I'm not a water guy.
I don't have any shame.
I'm a zero inbox guy.
I'm a sock guy.
I'm a very routine-oriented guy.
I'm a T-shirt-and-Levi's type of a guy.
Europe can be saved.