Planer / Planner
Boys; Ask for pictures with no clothes. Men; Ask for pictures with no makeup.
Guys who mistreat and disrespect girls, don't expect life to hand you a good girl when you're older and finally decide to settle down.
Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
Men were born between a woman's legs and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in them. There's no place like home.
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
In an argument, a woman always has the last word. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
My girlfriend caught me blow drying my penis...She asked what was I doing. Apparently, 'heating up your dinner' wasn't a sexy answer.
It is the woman who chooses the man who will choose her.
